bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
Whats the Diffrence between School and Hell?
There is no diffrence.
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
why was the pubg player sad
since all, he's friends went to school while he went to pokichini
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
when you fail art school
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
