What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
My classmates?
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
