I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
My classmates?
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
