You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
