School shooting jokes
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y