This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
