School shooting jokes
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.