School shooting jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...