School shooting jokes
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.