What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
