School shooting jokes

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.