Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Your so far when you went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
She got on the scale said to be continued
you so fat you went on a scale and it said onw at a time
I scaled yo forehead and all I saw was 1000
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Your mama so fat the scale said "only one person at a time please"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
