Scale Jokes

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.