Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
