She got on the scale said to be continued
you so fat you went on a scale and it said onw at a time
I scaled yo forehead and all I saw was 1000
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Your mama so fat the scale said "only one person at a time please"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
