A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
