yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
On a scale of 8 to 10 - how good do i look ?
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
