Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
