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When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!