Say jokes
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!