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What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀

What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?

When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".

What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?

"Stop it! It hertz so much!"

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? snipy ki yay mother fucker

When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”

I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME

What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.

My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep

A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.