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When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

What did the cow say?

Moo!

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

What did the HP say to a Dell?

Hello!

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

They say they'll stay, but I left first.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."