What did the panther say at the the Poker Party I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
i was about to say an afrikan joke. but it was too dry
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
