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What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"