Say jokes
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"