Say jokes
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.