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What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!