What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
What did the rope say to me?
"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here
what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
If you say to someone "have a nice day!" It will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" They'll be terrified.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!
