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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
real.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!