Say jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."