Say jokes
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
real.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.