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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
I don't know what to say.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.