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What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"