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What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Memes
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"