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What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.