Say jokes
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.