What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What did the boy say to the show ? Can you please tie me.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
What do people say to knights when they go to bed. Good KNIGHT
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
