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So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!