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What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."