Say jokes
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Memes
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."