Say jokes

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?

Seize your moment.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.