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Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Memes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."