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I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.