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I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.