What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
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What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
