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Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.