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No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."