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So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?

A: It means cats and dogs can talk.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"