I saw my sister sucking a big toe
I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades” all I saw was a slave home!
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
I saw a little boy begging for money i said"are you an orphan" he said "yes what gave me away" i said" Your Parents"
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man that was one alone family photo.
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
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