Saw jokes

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"