Saw jokes

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.