Saw jokes

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!