guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
🤣🤫☺️😭🤡💩💀🖤🕰️☺️
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
