My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golfclubs
I must of drove that chihuahua 300 yards
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises
Your mum
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
