why did sally fall off the swing… because theirs to many jokes about sally
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock Knock…whos there…Not Sally
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
How did sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who’s there, not sally
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who’s dead?
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Why can’t sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn’t opened it yet.
What did sally get for Easter… Nail polish,
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
why did Sally fall off the swing … because she had no arms
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield: Everywhere.