Gregg says to his friend which is a girl and Says" hey umm do you umm want to do something?" And the girl says" umm sure why not." Gregg says" well then we have to go somewhere secretive." the girl says " umm well ok." Gregg says "great" So Gregg bring Sally to a tree so no one can see them and then Sally says "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?" Gregg says "well pull down your pants and all show ya" Sally says "ok it sounds fun" And then gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy and he goes up and down up and down up and down and then Sally starts to moan more and more and then suddenly a teacher here's her moan and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing and then the teacher gets in on it and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher and then the teacher moans and then the whole school makes their own sex groups and the whole school has threesomes... THE END
Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
why did sally fall off the swing?..........because she got shot .............dumb bitch
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
Why did Sally drown in the pool?she didnt have any arms remember!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
What did sally get for Christmas? ligma
knock knock whos there? not sally
why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms
Sally fell of the swing. Knock knock Who’s there Not sally
It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield: Everywhere.
why did Sally fall off the swing ........ because she had no arms