Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.

Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer

What did Sally get for Easter?

Nail Polish

Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!

Knock knock

Whose there?

Not Sally…

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock

Whose there?

A bomb

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus

Sally fell of the swing. Knock knock Who’s there Not sally

So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ‘‘Thank you ‘’ and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said ‘’ I would not do that’’ and i said ‘’ Whatever’’ i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.

why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms

Why does Sally has no friends? Because she is obese.


Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn’t play pattycake. Sally doesn’t have arms.

Where did Sally go during the attack?


20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (Their reply Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (Their reply 3…) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her

Why can’t sally hang her self ? She does not have arms

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

how did sally die (how) she got shot

Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn’t opened it.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

how did sally die (how) she got shot (how) she could not run away

why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,thats me

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Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can’t walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot riot)

What is Satan’s favorite DJ?


What do neck breakers use?


What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?


What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?


Who is the best anime girl?

Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all


Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

knock knock who’s there sally sally who your going do bed right now

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered…