why is sally dead, cause she has no arms

Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded

Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn’t fuck her the way her stupidity could

Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under

that is how deep they put the coffin…

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that…”

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

Sally’s mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child


Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, “Well, the damn neighbor Sally’s braces are to sharp.”

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She didn’t have any arms

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Not Sally

What kind of shirts does Sally’s parents get her?

Long Sleeves

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Why did sally fall off the swing ? Because she was in a wheelchair 🤣🤣

Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.

Share did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

What did sally get for Christmas? ligma

Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where