What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
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Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
Why did sally fall out the window? She was pushed
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long Sleeves
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
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