Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
you know Sally? she's dead now
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH