why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

What first went through sally’s mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship

Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…

What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h

Why did sally fall off the swing ?

Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣

one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!”

long pause

"Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?”

“Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…”

then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”

where did sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms 'knock knock" whos there not sally

what noise does Sally like to say? Splat

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

Why did sally fall out the window? She was pushed

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

you know Sally? she’s dead now

Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her

Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance

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