Said jokes

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"