Said jokes

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”