Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
