Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: ๐
When you notice that the school shooter is female: ๐
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks itโs a rave party.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.