Safety

Safety jokes

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.