Sad jokes

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

"Dave who?"

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.