Sad jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My existence.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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