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Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up image of a husky dog looking directly at the camera with wide eyes and a goofy expression. Behind the dog are three people, two older men and a woman, smiling and looking off-camera. The text overlay reads "This is a golden photobomb. It only appears once every 20,000 memes. Like or have bad luck forever."

imgayforjimmy

fr tho

A white chihuahua is smiling with its tongue out. The text above the dog says, "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

GG Miller

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

Inessa :)

An image of Tom from Tom and Jerry lying on the floor in front of a stairway to heaven. The text above him reads, "when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test".

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Neptune ♆

Debt 😊

A cartoon image shows a person mining with a pickaxe and carrying a large bag. On the left of the image is the text 'me, 20,000 dollars in debt from gambling.' On the right, there is text surrounded by diamonds 'a billion zillion gillion dollars'.

Why should you care

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Why should you care

A split image. On the left is a screenshot from a video game with a character walking near a small structure that might be a doghouse. A creature that resembles a dog is running near the character. The text says: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." On the right, there is a red die with the number 1 on top. The text reads: "ME A HALFLING: YES! I CAN REROLL. ME: ....".

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Adolf kitler

The image shows a nine-panel grid of black cats in various poses and situations. Above the grid of black cat pictures is the text "Black cats are evil and bad luck!" followed by "Black cats:".

LoserIsPro

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get (again)

Two orange dice are displayed, one showing '4' and the other '20'. The total is '24'. Below the dice, there is a button with the text 'Roll'.

LoserIsPro

I got all max 1st try

A screenshot of a dice rolling game with the numbers 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 20 displayed as dice. The total shown is 60.

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.