Sad jokes
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
My existence.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.