Sad jokes
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why am I so sad?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE