Sad jokes
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.