Sad jokes
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.