Sad jokes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.