Run jokes
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Memes
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?