Run jokes
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Memes
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.