Run jokes
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Memes
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.