A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
FE FI FOUNG BETTER RUN AND HIDE:COVIID (really
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
